Ten Commandments for the Car


by Jerry Lewis


  1. Thou shalt have no other cars before mine.
  2. Thou shalt not make my car any graven image.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of my car in vain.
  4. Remember, on the Sabbath day, we listen to all Christian music in my car.
  5. Honor thy driver.
  6. Thou shalt not kill. (No matter what seat you are in.)
  7. Thou shalt not have eyes for any other car.
  8. Thou shalt not steal anything from my car.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness to my car.
  10. Thou shalt not want my car.

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